the border cops love you.

f.a.q.

What the hell?

We come from the land of the ice and snow, and from several bands you never heard of: Mrs. Grundy, Kaluka Bone, Greenwalk, Faultline and Letters Lost.
Could I borrow some money?

No.
Why does it hurt when I pee?

All questions for Evan should be directed to our MySpace page.
So what makes the Border Cops so different from any other rock band out there?

We have horrendous fashion sense. This forces us to rely on our music to get by.
Does (pick one) Matt/Adam/Kris/Kurt/Evan have a (pick one) girlfriend/boyfriend?

Kurt can contort himself into the shape of a teapot!
У нас самые низкие цены

Состав: Джон Бон Джови (вокал), Риччи Самбора (гитара), Тико Торрес (ударные), Дэвид Брайан (клавиши). Образована в Нью-Джерси в 1982 году Джоном Бон Джови и Риччи Самборой.
Who do you guys sound like?

We've been compared to Stone Temple Pilots, Zeppelin, Jimmy Eat World, Weezer, Bad Religion, Foo Fighters and Sugar.
Are those implants or are they real?

They're real, and they're spectacular.
Are your egos so big that you think you actually need a "Frequently Asked Questions" section on your dopey website?

Well, yeah! Your point?
I don't know, I was just pointing out that this whole FAQ thing looks fabricated, and comes off as a lame attempt to make your band sound more important than it is.

Umm, that’s not a question, dude.
Right, right...sorry. Do you think anyone can tell that Matt made all these questions up himself?

No. Of course not. Come on, man, that's just ridiculous.